Wow! This topic makes me rub my hands and sit down in ecstasy to start writing further. Just a word of warning or caution before I proceed, this blog-post may have references to (okay, “if”) 'obscenity' or 'nudity', please 'go back if you are below the age of 18' (after effects of internet porn!).

What movies like "Dil Chahta Hai", "Salaam Namaste", "Nala Damayanthi" etc have done is showed nectar, stimulated, enthralled the interests of many to akin to a life in Ozland. They have shown all sorts of stuff about the country, which elated the eyes, from Sydney-skyscrapers to Melbourne Cricket Ground and get people to start adoring every aspect of what’s Australia (for that instance it’s the same with “Jeans” with US). Basically this made people to pack their bags and land in this wonderful country (10% in Oz student population landed from last 5 years from India). After coming down under, heaps among ‘these’ people realized this was a load of crap and there is no direct relationship between what’s shown in movies and what reality is (poor souls!).

So then what happened? Of course these heaps where disappointed. But still they had hope in their souls and one thing gave them much more hope than anything, especially for men (Okay! I am a man now & you are not my mom) to stay on. And this is without doubt the Oz women. According to me “the most beautiful women living in this planet”. I don’t care if you beg to differ since I seriously stand by this point & don’t care what you say.

Erotic, exotic, beautiful, sexy & what not?! Segment them into any category you want. I find all of them fitting into these. No, I am not fanatical. And every woman I see doesn’t make me feel the same. But what I am trying to say is that almost all are; which makes me get into imaginary Adam & Eve atmosphere. Mintzberg, Porter & Kotler disappear all of a sudden and get me started with “Pataafying Strategy”.

When I arrived initially in Sydney, I was taken to a place called Bondi beach. Never miss this if you are coming down under. The best beach I have ever been to, of course after Marina beach. But only difference is you cannot take a topless (in case of women) sun bath in Marina beach, your b#$%@# will get burned. But in spite of a hole in the ozone layer, luckily you won’t have a hole up your chest while sun-bathing.

Frankly speaking, there is no need for people from countries with higher mercury levels to have a sun-bath. Over here inspite of the mercury levels scaling such intolerable levels, people want to go sun bathing, especially women. My old flat-mate who was from France went sun-bathing every week. So I was thrown at a random place where I didn’t know which err..i mean where to look at. This opened my mind, my third eye, my seventh sense (yeah I have one more) and most importantly made me to start wearing glasses all over again.

Most of my friends think otherwise, I just consider that they don’t have the wisdom to see things I can see. But that doesn’t make me score an own goal after all these. Indian women are good looking, I don’t deny that fact (feel happy!). But it’s just a comparison that Brad Pitt made with Angelina Jolie, who can be classified into one segment and Jennifer Anniston into another one. All men reading this post at this juncture would be relating their self experiences and quantifying what I have just said. But again these come with their own set of disadvantages. It is believed that Oz women cheat the most in the world. No wonder I see heaps of Oz guys getting married to Asian girls all the time.

Anyways would like to end up with a quote, the famous one which everyone uses most frequently in lives “All that glitters are not gold”.

Note(Important): In case, by any chance, any of my family members, close relations, close relations to my family members, family members of close relations read this, just want to tell you that I am not going to get married or in love with that white girl who was standing next to me in one of the snaps I sent you. In fact I don’t even know who she is. Thank you for not imagining and frightening my mom!

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