Quite sometime back I had written a post about my crazy peers. I thought in continuation of that let me enlighten you with few of my accomplishments (oooh man just hold on, these are the funniest things I have ever done in my entire life!)..... I am not able to form some kinda of an order here so i am just pening it down as it flashes across my kutty brain..I remember this because my mom told me this.

I get annoyed when someone wakes me up from sleep. And to top that if the bathroom is not free in the mornings that's all the hell would be unleashed. To avoid this our folks moved into a two bathroom (generally it's bedroom) house. I was in third standard when this happened. I got up from my bed then walked straight to the loo room finding that it was being used by someone else. Me totally sleepy & not aware that I am going into the other restroom opened the refrigerator and started peeing in it. My granny luckily saw me doing it & pulled me away from the refrigerator. When I heard it like two years back I just rolled!

I was in school guess maybe in the eigth standard. Full day match and I was worn out. Totally tired & exhausted standing in the boundary playing cricket. Our man ,the batsman, hit a ball to the fence. All I remember was I ran after the ball. Invariably there was this big volleyball post I bumped into head first & all I know was getting up the next day. It seems I went into my neighbours house & walked straight into their room and crashed..... How embarasing!

All of us especially cricketers during our under 12 had this habbit of not doing anything much with the first ball we faced from the bowler in any match. It's more to do with getting set funda than anything else. They would wait for like two or three overs even though a bad ball is thrown at us. So our coach used to say this- first ball samika da? So I got really angry. So for the next three matches in row I went out to bat I got out the first ball I faced. When my coach called me & asked, I told him- Sir the god is very angry on me, see if I don't play defense for the first ball I face I will get out!!!

Our school was very strict. It was a boys school & one rowdy school I must say (I can hear ram's knuckles breaking sound). After the assembly every day they would call out few guys names and those guys have to stay back after the assembly is over for a special round of appluase from the PT masters. They would carry like two big bamboo sticks or in short & sweet words perambu with which they wacked the shit out of us. We are supposed to hold our pants tight and show our bum & they would cooly wack one shot as if they saw some kind of a ball coming towards them, ohh boy don't they want to give it a wack! One such day my name was called for some reason. The blow hurt really badly, I mean literally (yeppa...amma.... sami.... kinds) & I couldn't sit for two days, even in the class I stood in the corner at the back and starred at the board. (I latter discovered a road from east to west on my a**!!!!!)

These were some of the funniest things I have ever done in my life. May be if I remember few more I may write a second part.

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